When The Music Stops...

the name's ashley, but you can call me a bad ass muthafuckaaaaaaa. loljk.
i'm borderline mentally ill, but it's ohkay because it makes for an exciting life.

I'm 18 and I have a cat. Jk. But it'd be cool if I did.

I'm just fuckin' shit up on the daily in this shit holleeee of a town because that's just how I roll.

if you don't like me or my blog, no worries,
be sure to hate on me in my ask box so I can make a smart ass comment back at you.

Enjoyyy, bitchesssss. ;)

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snorlaxatives:

snorlaxatives:

what is the point of a thigh gap

i’ve learned so much

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Calm your tits! D:!

i’M TRYING But IT’s HARDER THAN IT LOOKS

HOLD UP! I have a solution to this!

Follow my lead, people!

Simply pat your boobs and tell say ‘Everything will be fine. It’s okay.’

Then everything will be fine.

You dumb females. This is obviously fake.

Huh? What is this?

YE DID NOT HEAD MY WARNING

Okay…

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN

This is the only “hey girls” that I fully support

I wonder what mine do…

people of tumblr are the best